DAY 1: What one would assume Jenn is doing....

****These facts may not be 100% true, but loosely based on the facts that we know****

As you know Jenn and Vanessa are heading to Brazil! Jenn is the worst at emails and may never post an Instagram and Vanessa is too cool for school, so I thought I'd keep you updated on the trip of a lifetime!

A wise woman once said this:

"It only takes one second for you to be taken."

-Miss Domineau Wiley 

With this said, I made them send me all of their travel plans, copies of tickets, passports so when their captors ask for a ransom and I have to contact the State department, I know what is what.

Here is a quick run down of what we assume Jenn's last day or so was:

- She got on a weird airline at Dulles (Fact: she was wearing chacos and looked ready for some humidity, Latin lovers and a hellish flight)

- She then flew from Dulles to Bogata, Colombia to Rio de Janiero, Brasil (that's how they spell it) and then to Natal, Brasil, landing exactly 24 hours after she left. This is who she sat next to on her flight from Colombia to Rio:

- She then sprinted through Customs, met Trent and crew, threw her luggage in her car, they left the car at airport and took a cab to the stadium!

- She sat in seat 20, Row JJ, Block 228 at Gate O to cheer on USA vs. Ghana!

(we hope) she saw this goal: http://www.espnfc.com/video/latest-videos/600/video/1886919

- She lost her voice, as she always does but watched one of the best USA soccer games in history. She may have even kissed a fellow American Outlaw (read about them here)

- She walked out of the game and was cornered by this guy, Ricardo: who saw her golden locks and her freckled smile and said "love me, my Chiquita banana"

- She then ditched Trent and crew for a few hours and walked around Natal: it was 77 degrees there with 79% humidity.

- It is presumed they rolled around here: 

- Fun facts about Natal that Jenn is too busy to tell you about: 

• Natal is home to the largest cashew tree in the world! It’s 500 meters around and takes up 7200 square meters of space… making it 70 times larger than a normal cashew tree!
• The word “Natal” means Christmas in Portuguese!
• In 2005, an official survey of the country identified Natal as the safest capital city in Brazil.

- Now there is no need to worry since she is in the safest city in Brazil! Tomorrow she will fly to Recife, where she will meet Vanessa. More on that itinerary to come!